|Don't take one step closer.|
|Jesus christ, man, I want one point!|
If I should ever reach an afterlife, and should I somehow become the (or a) God, I will grant you immortality should you be the lucky person to give me a point.
I will also send you a picture of me smiling at you.
Chances are, if you're spending this long looking at my lonely profile, I want to make friends with you.
I have my furious passions and I plan to stick to them, ta very much. For reference, the blonde girl is Tzipora. Anyone else is either Mikhail or something I no longer care about.
Have a pleasant stay.