|Don't take one step closer.|
|Jesus christ, man, I want one point!|
If I should ever reach an afterlife, and should I somehow become the (or a) God, I will grant you immortality should you be the lucky person to give me a point.
I will also send you a picture of me smiling at you.
Chances are, if you're spending this long looking at my lonely profile, I want to make friends with you.
Melons are fantastic. They are the single most important thing for the fabric of the universe, as it uncovers and enchants living sentiments around it.